Run Toto Run
February 8th, 2014
Saturday
morning. 5 am. I am awake.
Why? Because I am going for a
run, along with a few hundred other people looking for the right to call
themselves Trail Nerds. The few, the
proud, the (some may say) crazy. Sure, I
proved myself worthy for the first time back in 2010 at the PsychoPsummer run,
and a number of times since, including the Lake Perry Rocks 50k. Like a yearly pilgrimage, I am setting out again to prove my
worthiness and to find that which is in me.
Had I known
what Bad Ben and Wyandotte County Park (WyCo) had lined up for this year’s
test, I would have
shimmied deep under the covers and stayed there all day.
Once I got
out of bed, I started my normal pre-race preparations. I gathered all of my race clothes, liberally
applied glide to all those places that need some lubrication, and grabbed a bag
of clothes to change into immediately after the race, so I didn't lock up like
the rusty Tin Man as my sweat froze.
And, you know, not freeze to death.
Once I was ready,
I walked out the door. As I headed to my
truck, I started to get a bit worried because my feet were abnormally cold, but
as I glanced down I saw not my trusted Nike Pegasus (one blue, one black), but
rather my very comfortable, dog chewed Crocs.
Crap! I forgot my running
shoes. Was this Mother Nature trying to
warn me not to go run because she had worked up a surprise for me on the
trails? If it was, I did not realize it
at the time. I went back in and grabbed
the appropriate running shoes.
It is 7 am
on a Saturday morning in Kansas City, the roads are bare. I enjoyed the silence on the 20 minute drive
to Wyandotte County Lake Park. As I enter
the park, the first thing I noticed was the small, red sedan with its nose
buried in a mountain of snow left by the plows.
Was this a harbinger of today’s race?
Was this Mother Nature again trying to warn me off? I don’t know.
I was too nervous about proving my worth to notice the sign if that is
truly what it was.
I was glad I
was there to see off the 20 mile and the 50k runners. I love the atmosphere of a pre-race
crowd. The nervous energy mingled with
excitement, as over 200 athletes prepare to head out to prove to themselves
that they can do anything they set their minds to do. Many of these runners were first-timers. Some were running their first Trail Nerds
race, where the specialty is making sure there is at least one HUGE climb right
at the end of the race. Some were trying
a distance that they had never done before.
Some people
were reflecting on their training…was it enough? Some were standing around catching up with
old friends, while others made new ones.
One thing that we all had in common was our love of running. We all had that bond, that commonality.
Trail Nerds Swag. |
One thing I
love about a Trail Nerds race is the serious amount of swag given to us
runners. We got a bag, sweatshirt and a
coffee mug, and we hadn’t even run yet.
It’s like you get an honorary membership to the Trail Nerds just for
showing up and trying to prove yourself.
At 8 am, the
group made up of 50k and 20 mile runners takes off. As I watch them plow through the foot of
snow, I assumed they would compact a path for us 10-milers. I would learn very quickly that was not meant
to be. Just like a shark’s fin cutting a
path through the water, the path quickly filled back in.
Nine am, and
it is my turn to step up to the line and earn another year’s membership. I am calm.
My plan is to start towards the front of the pack so I don’t
get caught behind the long conga line of runners at the back of the pack like I
have done in years past. Somewhere in my
head I am still eyeing a course personal record, and want to get every
advantage I can get. Oh, how the Mother
Nature chuckled at that notion, for she knew what she had planned for me that
day!
We are off
and running across the bridge and open field, past the car in the bank of snow. Mother Nature was giving us one last warning:
“Turn around my children, this day is
mine.” Nobody listens, we head into the
woods.
Once we are on
the trail, it becomes very obvious what this day would bring to those of use
trying to prove our worth, for we realize quickly that the snow is not
cooperating with us. It didn't compact,
but rather turned into what many likened to mashed potatoes, or loose sand on a
beach. Within the first mile, my
Achilles tendons are screaming at me to stop.
I don’t.
Mile 1. My Garmin goes off, flashing at me my pace of
12:06 minute mile, as if laughing at my fool-hardy thought of getting a PR this
day. I come to terms with that, and
soldier on. What else can one do? I quickly latch onto the runner in front of
me, as he seems to be going at a pace that I feel I can sustain. Little did I know that the first mile would
be my fastest mile for this entire race.
Mile 2 – 13:11 minute mile. Mile
3 – 14:21 minute mile. We then enter the Wyandotte Triangle.
The
Wyandotte Triangle is my favorite part of the course. It is a mile long winding, twisting path
through the woods, seemingly created by a drunken fool. I remember thinking several times along the
way, “how on earth did the first runners even know where to run?” But, I followed faithfully along the path
that my brethren before me had created. That
mile I registered a 14:35 minute mile.
At about 4.5
miles (this is off my watch, not official distances), we come to Fall Down
Hill. This is the only spot on this loop
that I have ever fallen. It was two
years ago when I ran this race, and falling is not the word to use for what I
did that year. I was thown down to the ground. This hill consists of a bunch of steep
switchbacks. When the weather is good
and the trail is dry, you can just let your legs open up and you can fly down
this hill. That was the conditions of
the trail two years ago, so I was flying down the hill, unbeknownst to me a
tree decided to take root across the trail, and it reached up and grabbed me
and flung me down on the ground like a sack of potatoes. But that was then, this is now, and while it
was certainly not fast ground this year, I was able to keep a decent pace going
down the hill.
Now, as most
people know, when you go down a big hill, you will typically have to go up an
equally big hill, which is true in this case.
This hill is appropriately called the Dam Hill. Located towards the top of the hill is an aid
station, the third one on the trail. As
with all Trail Nerds events, this one is well-stocked with good food, drinks
and the best volunteers on the planet! I
did not need anything, so I kept moving by, but the fellow I had been following
up to this point, a little over 5 miles, was having issues with his toes being very
cold, so he stopped and was graciously supplied with some hand warmers to put
in his shoes.
At this
point, I am tired, but still in very good spirits. I was very much in the mode of running at
this point. My legs were tired from
walking/running on mashed potatoes for five miles, but I was still feeling really
good.
I really
don’t remember much about the next few miles.
I know that at 6.8 I was passed by the first 50k runner. I don’t know how anyone could run that loop
more than once, let alone three times.
At 7.6 miles I passed by the boat storage and noticed the brand new
fence that they erected there. I passed
a runner that asked how far to the next aid station, and it took me some time
to do the math for him (about .5 miles).
I also know that at some point around mile 6 or so I started leading a
man who moved up here from southern Georgia and that this was his first Nerd
run. Anytime I would step aside to let
those behind me go around, he would also, as he liked the pace that I was
setting. It made me feel good to be able
to lead someone through the run like that.
I know I have used people to pace me from time to time, and I was more
than happy to return the favor. I loved
his comment about hills and the fact the hills they had in southern Georgia
were “boat ramps and overpasses.”
I also know
that my mile 7 was my slowest on the run, averaging 19:56 minute mile, followed
closely by the last mile of the run, which was 19:50 minute mile.
The last
mile. This is where curses are thrown
every which way. Leave it to Bad Ben to
put three steep ass hills in the last mile of an already tough course. Every time I get to them, I stop, look up,
curse, and move on. They are some badass
hills, made badasser by the fact that you just ran 9 hard miles. Some call these hills the Three Sisters, others refer to them as the Three Bitches. I kept encouraging my Georgia friend after
the first hill, then the second, then the final one. Pushing through together, we made it to the
finish line where we got our medals and 10M sticker from Bad Ben himself, and where
my friends and best cheerleaders Janet and Mark were waiting for me.
In the end,
I beat Mother Nature and once again proved that I am worthy to be called a
Trail Nerd. I am proud to be a Trail
Nerd, and will be a member for life!
I need to thank my good friend Mark Rynard for helping to edit/write this post. Thanks Mark!!
Official Results:
Time: 2:35:33 Place 91 out of 215
https://enter2run.com/results/default-mobile.aspx?event=25699&r=7320
Photo album from the Race.
https://www.facebook.com/jeffreyalgerrunning/photos_stream
Other Race Reports to check out:
http://dshadravan.blogspot.com/2014/02/psycho-wyco-50k-recap-tough-day-in-snow.html
http://russellwenz.blogspot.com/2014/02/adversity.html
http://a-runners-journey.blogspot.com/2014/02/psycho-wyco-run-toto-run-race-report.html
http://ewelsh723.blogspot.com/2014/02/winter-is-natures-way-of-saying-up-yours.html?spref=fb
http://www.runflaherty.com/2014/02/psycho-wyco-50k-race-report.html
http://www.freestateendurance.blogspot.com/2014/02/psychowyco-run-toto-run-50k-race-report.html
http://www.freestateendurance.blogspot.com/2014/02/psycowyco-run-toto-run-50k-race-report.html
I need to thank my good friend Mark Rynard for helping to edit/write this post. Thanks Mark!!
Official Results:
Time: 2:35:33 Place 91 out of 215
https://enter2run.com/results/default-mobile.aspx?event=25699&r=7320
Photo album from the Race.
https://www.facebook.com/jeffreyalgerrunning/photos_stream
Other Race Reports to check out:
http://dshadravan.blogspot.com/2014/02/psycho-wyco-50k-recap-tough-day-in-snow.html
http://russellwenz.blogspot.com/2014/02/adversity.html
http://a-runners-journey.blogspot.com/2014/02/psycho-wyco-run-toto-run-race-report.html
http://ewelsh723.blogspot.com/2014/02/winter-is-natures-way-of-saying-up-yours.html?spref=fb
http://www.runflaherty.com/2014/02/psycho-wyco-50k-race-report.html
http://www.freestateendurance.blogspot.com/2014/02/psychowyco-run-toto-run-50k-race-report.html
http://www.freestateendurance.blogspot.com/2014/02/psycowyco-run-toto-run-50k-race-report.html